December 28, 2024
InstaQueer Roundup: Pangina Heals & Sexy Santas Show Off Their Big Christmas Packages
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 4 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs!
This week: Joey Zauzig wished us a merry Christmas from sunny St. Barths; photographer Soft Focus shares a photo of his model whose "package is too big to gift wrap." Drag queen Pangina Heals is chic and stretched out for us in an underwear photoshoot; a very sexy Noah Richter wants to put us on the naughty and nice lists; Vince Torres is "obsessed" with a swimming pool that has his abs dripping gorgeously; fashionable actor Tomás Matos shows off their swimming skills and happy trail in a Speedo; model Taylor Stilson wants to "ride down" our chimney; and we love that flexible fitness coach Conor McKenzie's 2024 year in review opens with a sweaty shirtless locker room selfie. Enjoy!
A magnificently muscled, shirtless Joey Zauzig wished us merry Christmas from his "favorite place in the world," the sunny island of St. Barthélemy, where he's serving face while being served a variety of drinks in the glorious sunshine.
"My package is too big to gift wrap," says Soft Focus, who photographed model Drew Kelly in the bottom half of a Santa costume with his chest gleaming and the location set as "Your dad's house."
Noah Richter captioned this photo "Normalize making the Naughty AND Nice list." We'd like to normalize following through on the thoughts that run through our minds seeing him spread out on this chair for us.
Drag queen Pangina Heals is stripped down and stretched out in just a white thong, looking chic and sexy.
Mister Universe England, Vince Torres, is "obsessed with this swimming pool" and we are obsessed with how good he looks after swimming in it.
"Fire Island" and "Fantasmas" actor Tomás Matos shares their new swimming skill and blesses us with shirtless selfies, stunning colorful outfits, and their speedo revealing a happy trail.
"Lemme ride down your chimney" asks fitness model Taylor Stilson, his dark fuzzy chest hair calling to us like sleigh bells. How could we possibly say no to all of this.
Flexible fitness coach Conor McKenzie's comment on their "2024 year in review" post told through selfies and outfits –and opening with a sweaty locker room mirror selfie– jokes that "The fact that the first and last slides don't have an outfit of any kind is very on brand for me." So true, and we love them for it!
